worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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