Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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