Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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