everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
