We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.