Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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