I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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