Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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