I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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