whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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