i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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