he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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