You're completely useless in the revolution.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm determined to sit on that face.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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