i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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