So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm at about main and main street
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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