Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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