He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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