You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize