she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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