His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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