you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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