Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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