I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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