At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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