How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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