goodnight i made you a song goodbye
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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