The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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