Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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