Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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