Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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