Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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