He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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