you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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