moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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