can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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