garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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