Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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