Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.