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Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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