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(516): View more from New York

He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.

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(325): View more from Texas

just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?

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(720): View more from Colorado

so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.

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(518): View more from New York

Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.

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(415): View more from California

LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?

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