He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?