He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
His hands were made for my vagina.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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