weddingsv make me drug and hornr
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
i out mim tonsoeep
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