check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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