pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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