office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i now understand why vodka
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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