I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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