never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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