I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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