im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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