honey bunches of taint.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So vagazzling was a success
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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