508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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