id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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