My first STD was from a foam party
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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