oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Randomize
