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• (443): View more from Maryland

  We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"

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  I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?

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• (845): View more from New York

  So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing

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• (979): View more from Texas

  She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult

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• (831): View more from California

  Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Wow. Last night.

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  I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from

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• (518): View more from New York

  We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.

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