If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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