Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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