Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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