32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
honey bunches of taint.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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