So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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