Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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