I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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