he shaved USA in his pubs
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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