i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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